SOMEONE IN BED WITH RALPH

By

Michael Edwin Q.

Two girlfriends were passing the time of day over coffee.

“I don’t know what I’d do if my Henry was cheating on me,” said Sally. “What would you do if you caught another woman in bed with your husband?

“Another woman in bed with my Ralph?” laughed Connie. “Let’s see.

First I’d break her cane over her head;

I’d step on her sunglasses,

I’d shoot her Seeing Eye dog,

and then I’d call a cab to take her back to the sanitarium.”

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